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		<title>Retirement Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 06:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When time for retirement comes, lots of people feel insecure and uncertain about their future. The passage from a work-regulated lifestyle to an active but independent one is inevitable and welcome, yet, the passage to this new life stage can be more or less smooth. People usually throw retirement parties to say goodbye to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When time for retirement comes, lots of people feel insecure and uncertain about their future. The passage from a work-regulated lifestyle to an active but independent one is inevitable and welcome, yet, the passage to this new life stage can be more or less smooth. People usually throw retirement parties to say goodbye to the retiree: people tell <a href="http://403b-retirementplans.com/retirement-jokes" target='_blank'>retirement jokes</a>, give speeches, become sentimental and look back on their career with nostalgia. No matter what profession you are in, everybody likes to have a good laugh and finish his/her career light-hearted.</p>
<p>If you are in charge of the speech or the organization of the retirement party, make sure to prepare some nice retirement jokes to put everybody in a relaxed mood. The atmosphere usually lightens up with a bit of humor, although this does not imply minimizing the shared experience of the moments. Monotonous and boring, this is how we can describe bad retirement speeches, but you can spice them up with some anecdotes and retirement jokes. Depending on the situation, there are even people who hire professionals to prepare the speeches.</p>
<p>Books, magazines and web sites are the main sources for retirement jokes, not to mention that they can also be available in collections as a form of retirement gifts. Make sure that the jokes you tell are appropriate for the circumstances and that you do not bring any offense to the participants. And here, your relationship with the retiree will matter a lot. Make sure that what you want to tell is adequate and does match the event.</p>
<p>Online searches have the advantage of allowing one to choose the retirement jokes by profession or work category. In brief sentences and with a tinge of irony, you can sum up lots of one&#8217;s professional activity. Plus, colleagues will often remember funny incidents and make comments starting from some funny words. Therefore, retirement jokes are light material, but should not be treated lightly.</p>
<p>In speech delivery, there is always room for improvisation, and the retirement jokes should come naturally, without any oratorical effort. Sometimes, the situation on site is different from what you&#8217;ve prepared for in private. And it could even be the case that a nice joke saves face. Consequently, do not consider <a href="http://403b-retirementplans.com/retirement-jokes" target='_blank'>jokes for retirement</a> as something below your dignity. This event in one&#8217;s life should start with a very good mood and plenty of things to tell. </p>
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		<title>Retirement Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When time for retirement comes, lots of people feel insecure and uncertain about their future. The passage from a work-regulated lifestyle to an active but independent one is inevitable and welcome, yet, the passage to this new life stage can be more or less smooth. The transition is usually celebrated with retirement parties: people tell <a href="http://403b-retirementplans.com/retirement-jokes" target='_blank'>retirement jokes</a>, give speeches, become sentimental and look back on their career with nostalgia. No matter what profession you are in, it&#8217;s so pleasant to end one&#8217;s career light-heartedly.</p>
<p>If you are in charge of the speech or the organization of the retirement party, you should be able to tell some nice retirement jokes, otherwise, people will tend to be too emotional. With a bit of humor, the atmosphere can easily lighten up, although there will lots of feelings and emotions involved too. Monotonous and boring, this is how we can describe bad retirement speeches, but you can spice them up with some anecdotes and retirement jokes. The preparation of the speech sometimes goes to the extent of requiring some professional help.</p>
<p>Retirement jokes are available in books, on web sites or in magazines, but you can also find them in compilations to be offered as gifts or tokens. The jokes should have retain a proper level of decency or you risk to offend people. And here, your relationship with the retiree will matter a lot. Jokes need to match the occasion and somehow reflect reality.</p>
<p>When selecting the retirement jokes on the Internet, it is a lot easier to find those that best work for a certain profession. You can thus come up with a clever and funny way to sum up an entire professional experience. Plus, the witty words should leave the door open for comments and even further humorous discussions among your colleagues. Therefore, retirement jokes are light material, but should not be treated lightly.</p>
<p>Choose the right moments for the retirement jokes, and improvise if necessary particularly when delivering a speech. Sometimes, the situation on site is different from what you&#8217;ve prepared for in private. And it could even be the case that a nice joke saves face. Consequently, do not consider <a href="http://403b-retirementplans.com/retirement-jokes" target='_blank'>jokes for retirement</a> as something below your dignity. Remember past incidents, thank your companions, encourage the retiree and create a good mood with heart-felt words and lots of honesty. Have fun! </p>
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